...is fucking bullshit.

Made official in 1884 as a day off for the working class...now that we're more than a century into a federal holiday, all it means now is that it's a 3 day weekend for everyone not in the retail and restaurant business...and all the people who ARE off come bug the fuck out of us and bitch about there not being enough people working.

So please, if you read this in time, fuck off in advance and stay the fuck home...please don't go shopping or eat out today...the fucking country SHOULD be shut down today. I'd rather work on fucking Christmas.

Link to Wiki's page on Labor Day...